You have friends (we hope) and you want to throw a football party, but you don't know where to start. Worry not. Researchers at Rube Sports Radio University have compiled the list of the top four necessities to throw the best football bash possible:
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2. The Star Shower
Throw away the ladder. I travelled to Phoenix for Christmas recently, and it's clear that the era of hanging lights from the eaves of the house are long gone. Everyone in the 602 is using something to project an image on the house: a swirling, colorful array of lights. Think Lasers!
For your football party, you need a couple of Star Shower Motion Laser Light Projectors. Simply plug them to an outlet controlled by a switch and when there's an exciting scoring play, flick 'em on. For extra halftime excitement, keep them going the entire halftime performance. Or if there is no halftime performance, tell Google to play some Doors and everyone can sit cross-legged on the floor and chill amongst the lasers for fifteen minutes.
3. Think Sound
You cannot have people over to your house and listen to the game on what amounts to a speaker the size of a quarter. Instead, purchase the beFree Sound Blue 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Bluetooth Speaker System. For a little more than $150, you can have a sweet sound system and a true game experience. We're all about that bass!
4. Bumper Ball
Yes, nothing says 'fun' quite like an inflatable ball that can envelop a human being and allow the human to launch him or herself at a friend. Watch the collisions on screen, and then reenact them in your living room (if large enough and you've already de-cluttered your life) or outside. It's super fun in the snow, where you can pretend to be Nathan Peterman getting buried in a snow drift after a quarterback sack. The Anfan Inflatable Bumper Ball Human Knocker is a great product and will allow you to relive your glory years in the safety of a bubble.
We guarantee that if you follow these four Rube-Approved party ideas, you'll throw the best football party possible. Of course, make sure you prep for the big game by first tuning in to the Rube Sports Radio podcast to get the information you need from the top sports minds in the business.
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